Post by THE GOSSIPER on Feb 6, 2014 3:59:46 GMT -5
Good evening my faithful readers!
Have I got some juicy gossip for you!
Keep it deviant and dirty, faithful readers! There's one family in Essex that's making waves worse than the Kardashians! Just who am I talking about? The Reynolds of course! First off and foremost, Tycho Reynolds seems to be permanently off the market, as he's engaged! Of course, I heard he's really not into sex in the least bit... so I wonder who exactly his future wife is going to spend her wedding night with? Secondly, and probably the creepiest bit of information to trickle to my ears about this family, Damian Reynolds has... well, I don't know how else to say this but, he reportedly has a sex slave! Talk about creepy... and perverted.
Of course, this family is large (just like the Kardashians) so we're not quite done with this update of weird. Shaden Reynolds was caught making out with some random woman in the park of all places while Lucian Reynolds has apparently been stringing someone along with no intention of ever making good on his promises. You poor girl, whoever you are! Finally, Xavier Reynolds was seen spending a lot of time with Alana Lillium, who apparently has a boyfriend who is oh so not Xavier.
Needless to say, this is one incredibly busy, weird family.
xoxo
The Gossiper
♥
