THE GOSSIPER

[THE GOSSIPER]

Just who do you think you are, writing about me!!?

I am the Gossiper of the city Essex, New Jersey. I am the one who spreads the dirt around for the joy of others. Some find me a malicious devil, a righteous saint, or a nib nose who cannot mind their own business but whatever you do consider me as know this: I am the eyes and ears of this town into the lives of most people that want to keep behind closed doors. There is not one thing I do not know about, so careful lovies. Your significant other may just find out you have been a cheating liar all this time or leading a double life as a murderer. As for knowing who I am well that’s not something I am willing to tell you. I could be anyone. I could be anywhere. Male, female, your neighbor or even your grandparent but does it really matter? We are all deviant beings and we all wanna know whose girlfriend screwed whose man and the story of Jimmy running down the street drunk screaming he lost his pants. We are all nibnoses….. I just happen to be more vocal about it.

- How I work

I will write whatever gossip that is given to me. It all doesn't have to be bad it can be positive too. Such as births, weddings, engagements... Birthday parties... you name it, I will write it. All you have to do is send it to me in my pretty little PM box, no code, just proof and anything else you might want to add as a comment/announcent. Simple as that.

- Is everything you write untrue?

No it most certainly is not. I will not write vicious lies, slander, or personal attacks on people nor actions that have not been commited. If I am sent something I will need proof that it has happened [in thread, on site] unless it's some kind of announcement [birthdays,weddings, parties, etc] . Otherwise it will not be posted.

- If I send something, can I remain anonymous?

Most certainly. If you wish to conceal your identity with the bit of information that is sent to me, say so, otherwise I will credit you within the gossip I was given. I'm not a mind reader, I too, am human. If you wish to add your own words/comments to what I am given include it and I will do the rest.

- Who is gossiped about?

Everyone is fair game. It doesn't matter who you are connected to, age, size, species, or whether you're a twice removed relative. No one is safe and every one will end up in this section sooner or later. We don't descriminate.

- Can you please respect my privacy?

Now if I did that there would be no gossip section. As I said above every one is fair game and if you didn't want it known about you wouldn't have done it in the first place. I know all, I see all, and I can be any where. You don't want to be gossiped about then don't do anything I wouldn't do.

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